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[hark_a_suicune]

[Are you in the vicinity of Community Building 1 today?

Yes?

Good! Because you arrived just in time to witness a man jumping off one of its highest windows!

Though maybe "jumping" isn't the right word. "Leaping" is more like it. Leaping with his arms (and wings!) outstretched, even. Is he a bird? A plane? Superman? Nope, ladies and gentlemen! Merely an average human being, jumping out of windows as average human beings are wont to do!
...
All right, that was a bare-faced lie. His jumping is much cooler than that of an average human being!

But now isn't the time to gape at his athletic prowess. The ground is approaching awfully fast, even if it's true he doesn't seem too bothered by it. Could it be he has an ace up his sleeve?

Why, of course he does. He's a magician after all.

But you might not know that.]

Comments

[hark_a_suicune]

[Don't worry Yukio, Eusine won't be dead! ... But that's mostly because he won't crash to the ground. Then yes, he'd probably be dead.
Instead, he releases Jumpluff and grabs her tail in mid-air, because personal safety and dislocated shoulders apparently aren't A Thing in the Pokémon world. How he even manages to fly with what can best described as a sentient cotton ball is a mystery.
Anyway. Landing sounds like a marvellous idea, and he'll do just that! He didn't land too far away, so now is the perfect time to figure out if he's one of the crazies or- ... well, there aren't really any other options, are there? But you can check how much of a nutcase he is, at least.]

[sharpness]

[He isn't qualified to talk to crazies, he's a medical doctor not a psychiatrist. Buuut okay he's going to head on over and take a look at that giant puff ball thing. Huh, kind of reminds him of Shemi's Skarmy.

But anyway, first things first.]

You're not hurt are you? That was [ridiculously stupid.] quite the dive.

[hark_a_suicune]

[Maybe you should consider getting a degree in psychiatry, this place seems full of crazies.]

I'm fine, no need to worry! I'm quite used to doing this!

[sharpness]

[It's probably something he should look into, especially when there are people used to throwing themselves off of buildings.]

You're used to jumping off of buildings? [Please realise how ridiculous that sounds.] That doesn't sound healthy at all. For your own safety please consider another hobby.

[hark_a_suicune]

[Sadly, Eusine wouldn't know ridiculous if it punched him in the face.]

Oh no, it's not a hobby. Merely the fastest way to exit a building!

[He says, as if it were the most normal thing in the world.]

[sharpness]

Whilst it would be hard for me to disagree with that it is also the most dangerous and foolish way at that.

[He's trying not to lecture this complete stranger. Trying. But it's just so completely ridiculous he can't help it.]

What do you think would have happened if something went wrong, like a sudden gust of wind or if your hand slipped? The consequences would be dire.